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People have been giving me shit for my music choices in these posts, specifically the lack of metal. So I put out a call for some metal advice. I ended up with this playlist. [Spotify Link]

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Placing / Name / Deck (Click for decklist scan)

  1. Ben K - Oath
  2. Tim E - Hasty Shops
  3. Ashby G - Merfolk
  4. Joe K - Paradoxical Mentor
  5. Sam C - Paradoxical Oath
  6. Patrick B - Ballista Shops
  7. Chad M - Yarr, Vintage be a Harsh Mentor
  8. Elijah H - BUG Fish? (Elijah had too much fun and forgot to write down 14 of his cards)
  9. Will M - Pitch Dredge (Will forgot his deck and borrowed this at the last possible second)

Next all-proxy Vintage tournament is in two weeks, Sunday 7 May at 1:00 PM. Location is TBD but will likely be Brash as long as the weather stays nice. Stay tuned for info. Should be a big weekend for Eternal Magic in Houston.


Patrick forgot to sacrifice artifacts in response to Null Rod. Still got there.

There was a BBQ truck. Most important picture of this post.

I see you’ve played Knifey-Spoony before.


Fucking Ben wins for the third fucking time. And he’s already laid his mark on the wrestling-belt playmat.

Patrick’s response when I asked him for pictures